Happiest Season

“leave it to lesbians to call a movie ‘Happiest Season’ and it’s 1 hr 40 minutes of abject emotional suffering.” -@jestom MAYBE Release date: November 25, 2020Director: Clea DuVallLanguage: English Who should watch this movie: WLW. People who know and love a lesbian.  When should you watch this movie: At Christmas with your chosen family. Continue reading “Happiest Season”

Holidate

I watched this god awful movie so you don’t have to NO Release date: October 28, 2020Director: John Whitesell Language: English Who should watch this movie: Boomers. When should you watch this movie: On Christmas day while your family fights in the background. The sell: I’m not even a Hallmark movie hater. I truly believeContinue reading “Holidate”

Elf

Sorry to break it to you all but this is a terrible movie NO Release Date: November 7, 2003Director: Jon FavreauLanguage: English Who should watch this movie: No one, we’d all be better off When should you watch this movie: Never! That’s 1.5 hours you can use doing something better like getting in a fightContinue reading “Elf”

Die Hard

Not as fun or cool as people made it seem NO Release Date: July 15, 1988Director: John McTiernan Language: English Who should watch this movie: People who love Brooklyn 99 and want to understand why it’s Jake Peralta’s favorite movie (it does explain a lot). People who are really committed to the concept of “aContinue reading “Die Hard”