Romeo+Juliet

I just dyed my hair magenta. Baz, it’s time to cast me in your next movie as the queer-coded sidekick YES Release date: November 1, 1996Director: Baz LuhrmannLanguage: English Who should watch this movie: Horny bisexuals. When should you watch this movie: On a rowdy Friday night before going out with your friends.  The sell:

Shutter Island

Tbh I did NOT see that coming MAYBE Release date: February 19, 2010Director: Martin ScorseseLanguage: English  Who should watch this movie: People who aren’t typically fans of horror. People who liked Inception. When should you watch this movie: When you’re in the mood for an actual mystery. The sell: Though Shutter Island is by no means

Once Upon a Time in Hollywood

The best thing Tarantino’s made since Reservoir Dogs YES Release date: July 26, 2019Director: Quentin TarantinoLanguage: English Who should watch this movie: Fans of Tarantino. People who know Tarantino’s filmography well. Folks familiar with the Manson Family incident.  When should you watch this movie: When you’re doing an Oscar winners marathon. When you start to

Inception

Style over substance MAYBE Release date: July 16, 2010Director: Christopher NolanLanguage: English Who should watch this movie: Nolanites (my new name for fans of Christopher Nolan). Folks who work in production design. When should you watch this movie: When you realize that Sixth Sense is less fun to watch when you already know the ending.