Kill Bill: Volume 1

Tarantino hasn’t made a good movie since Reservoir Dogs, fight me MAYBE Release date: October 10, 2013Director: Quentin TarantinoLanguage: English Who should watch this movie: People who have already seen Lady Snowblood. People who are not squeamish When should you watch this movie: Drunk with friends  The sell: Tarantino ripped this movie straight from LadyContinue reading “Kill Bill: Volume 1”

The Shining

Don’t let Kubrick stans shame you into watching this movie MAYBE Release date: May 23, 1980Director: Stanley KubrickLanguage: English Who should watch this movie: Fans of horror  When should you watch this movie: During the daytime with a buddy  The sell: I watched this movie (against my will) for the first time in 7th gradeContinue reading “The Shining”

Kids

Too real MAYBE Release date: July 28, 1995Director: Larry ClarkLanguage: English Who should watch this movie: Film students. Fans of Richard Linklater’s edgier stuff.  When should you watch this movie: When you’re making your way through the “classics”  The sell: Kids is on one hand a “must see” and on the other hand, very hardContinue reading “Kids”

Whiplash

Still better than La La Land don’t @ me (again) MAYBE Release date: October 10, 2014Director: Damien ChazelleLanguage: English Who should watch this movie: Conservatory students. People who can play wonderwall on the guitar and call themselves “a musician.”  When should you watch this movie: When you need a study break. When you’re thinking ofContinue reading “Whiplash”

Becoming Jane

Why do people hate Anne Hathaway so much? MAYBE Release date: March 9, 2007Director: Julian JarroldLanguage: English Who should watch this movie: People who really love Jane Austen.  When should you watch this movie: When you are between the ages of 13 and 16.  The sell: This movie holds a special place in my heartContinue reading “Becoming Jane”

Crazy, Stupid, Love

Better than La La Land don’t @ me MAYBE Release date: July 29, 2011Director: Glenn Ficarra, John RequaLanguage: English Who should watch this movie: Fans of the Office. Fans of Emma Stone’s filmography, specifically Easy A and Spider Man When should you watch this movie: When you’ve forgotten what Ryan Gosling’s abs look like.  TheContinue reading “Crazy, Stupid, Love”

Schindler’s List

There’s nothing funny about this one MAYBE Release date: December 15, 1993Director: Steven SpielbergLanguage: English Who should watch this movie: Goyim. People who have never seen it before.  When should you watch this movie: There’s not really a “good time” for this movie The sell: I am of the opinion that everyone should see Schindler’sContinue reading “Schindler’s List”

The King

Robert Pattinson deserves an Oscar and also my hand in marriage MAYBE Release date: October 11, 2019Director: David MichôdLanguage: English Who should watch this movie: Fans of movies like Lawrence of Arabia, Thin Red Line, and the 1996 Hamlet When should you watch this movie: After you have had some coffee. When you need toContinue reading “The King”

Wonder Woman

We deserved better MAYBE Release date: June 2, 2017Director: Patty JenkinsLanguage: English Who should watch this movie: Fans of Princess Bride.  When should you watch this movie: When you’ve just watched Red Sparrow and need to recover.  The sell: One of the biggest threats facing women in public is having to talk to men (period)Continue reading “Wonder Woman”