Can kilts be sexy? Yes, but not in this movie NO Release date: May 24, 1995Director: Mel GibsonLanguage: English Who should watch this movie: Scottish people who need a laugh When should you watch this movie: When you’re playing a drinking game along with the screening (drink every time you cringe at the bad accents) Continue reading “Braveheart”
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Juliet, Naked
Chris O’Dowd really isn’t a dramatic actor, sorry dude NO Release date: August 17, 2018Director: Jesse PeretzLanguage: English Who should watch this movie: Anyone in an unhappy relationship When should you watch this movie: When it dawns on you that you’re the toxic one in the relationship The sell: This is a story with aContinue reading “Juliet, Naked”
Leap Year
I’d like to apologize to all of Ireland NO Release date: January 6, 2010Director: Anand TuckerLanguage: English Who should watch this movie: Irish people, for a laugh. People who have been recently engaged and just want to judge other people’s proposals. When should you watch this movie: When you’re feeling very forgiving of outdated genderContinue reading “Leap Year”
The Cat in the Hat
NO NO Release date: November 21, 2003Director: Bo WelchLanguage: English Who should watch this movie: NO When should you watch this movie: NO The sell: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOContinue reading “The Cat in the Hat”
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
The bad one NO Release date: July 15, 2005Director: Tim BurtonLanguage: English Who should watch this movie: People still obsessed with being “Edgy” When should you watch this movie: When you just ate something poisonous and need to throw up The sell: Sorry to everyone who for some reason is still a Johnny Depp fan.Continue reading “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory”
Red Sparrow
The ballet dance body double did a good job NO Release date: February 15, 2018Director: Francis LawrenceLanguage: English Who should watch this movie: People who genuinely enjoyed the Mockingjay movie. When should you watch this movie: When you’re feeling particularly ill-willed towards Jennifer Lawrence The sell: I really don’t know why so many “girl power”Continue reading “Red Sparrow”
The Tree of Blood / El Árbol del la Sangre
Incest-lite NO Release Date: October 31, 2018Director: Julio MedemLanguage: Spanish Who should watch this movie: People who like Julio Medem’s movies and are also wrong When should you watch this movie: When you want to break up with your partner but don’t know how to tell them (Watch this movie together, I promise they willContinue reading “The Tree of Blood / El Árbol del la Sangre”
Sex and Lucía / Lucía y el Sexo
There are pornos with better storylines NO Release date: August 24, 2001Director: Julio MedemLanguage: Spanish Who should watch this movie: People who thought it was a porno and really should stop the tape before it gets to the death bits When should you watch this movie: When you’re down to only watch the first 30Continue reading “Sex and Lucía / Lucía y el Sexo”
Tulip Fever
The history is more exciting NO Release date: September 1, 2017Director: Justin ChadwickLanguage: English Who should watch this movie: No one in particular When should you watch this movie: Not at home when you could watch something else, but also not on an airplane because 90% of the scenes are shot in candlelight and thusContinue reading “Tulip Fever”
The Constant Gardener
Not a romance movie NO Release date: August 31, 2005Director: Fernando MeirellesLanguage: English Who should watch this movie: People making their way methodically through Ralph Fiennes’ filmography When should you watch this movie: When you need to be reminded that Big Pharma is evil because you forgot for some reason. The sell: Rachel Weisz wasContinue reading “The Constant Gardener”
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