Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World

I thought Paul Bettany and Jude Law were the same person until I was 21 YES Release date: November 14, 2003Director: Peter Weir Language: English Who should watch this movie: Fans of the 2012 Les Miserable film adaptation  When should you watch this movie: When you can’t decide between action or drama  The sell: I’m

Braveheart

Can kilts be sexy? Yes, but not in this movie NO Release date: May 24, 1995Director: Mel GibsonLanguage: English Who should watch this movie: Scottish people who need a laugh  When should you watch this movie: When you’re playing a drinking game along with the screening (drink every time you cringe at the bad accents) 

Inglorious Basterds

Drei whiskey bitte YES Release date: August 20, 2009Director: Quentin TarantinoLanguage: English, German, French Who should watch this movie: People disappointed by Amazon Prime’s “Hunters” starring Al Pacino. People who have recently seen Schindler’s List  When should you watch this movie: When you’re pissed off at the world. When you’re working on perfecting a Tennessee

Schindler’s List

There’s nothing funny about this one MAYBE Release date: December 15, 1993Director: Steven SpielbergLanguage: English Who should watch this movie: Goyim. People who have never seen it before.  When should you watch this movie: There’s not really a “good time” for this movie The sell: I am of the opinion that everyone should see Schindler’s

The King

Robert Pattinson deserves an Oscar and also my hand in marriage MAYBE Release date: October 11, 2019Director: David MichôdLanguage: English Who should watch this movie: Fans of movies like Lawrence of Arabia, Thin Red Line, and the 1996 Hamlet When should you watch this movie: After you have had some coffee. When you need to